For those who survive on espresso shots and daily irritations.
The Running on Caffeine and Minor Annoyances T-Shirt captures the essence of modern survival. From dodging small talk to side-eyeing loud chewers, this shirt is the perfect uniform for those who thrive in quiet chaos and sarcastic observation.
Built for:
- Baristas with opinions
- Grumpy morning people
- Anyone who has a love/hate relationship with humanity
- Those who need coffee before kindness
Features You’ll Love:
- Midweight cotton blend with a super-soft feel
- Premium print that withstands your laundry schedule
- Modern, relaxed unisex fit
- Available in Coffee Brown, Slate Grey, Dusty Rose, and Charcoal
- Neckline: Classic crew for comfort and versatility
Why It Sells:
- It’s painfully relatable—but clean
- Perfect for casual Fridays, remote work, and grocery store judgment
- Ad-safe humor that doesn’t cross any lines
- Highly giftable for introverts and extroverts alike
Safe for Ads: Clean sarcasm with zero triggers. Fully compliant with Facebook, TikTok, and Google Merchant Center guidelines.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Avoid ironing directly over print
Fit Guide: True to size. Size up for a baggy, lounge-style vibe. Consult size chart in product photos for more.
Great For:
- Gifting to your most caffeinated coworkers
- Wearing to Monday meetings with a straight face
- Pairing with leggings, jeans, or pajama bottoms
It’s bold, it’s funny, and it says what you’re thinking—without getting flagged or banned. Embrace the chaos, wear the sarcasm.
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