I Came. I Yawned. I Left. – Anti-Party Party Tee

25 $

About this item

The Social Exit Strategy Tee

This “I Came. I Yawned. I Left.” shirt perfectly sums up the energy of showing up just long enough to say you did. It’s peak introvert humor with a side of sleepy sass.

Made for the Bare-Minimum Appearances

Whether it’s a party, meeting, or family gathering—you were there, kind of. This tee is ideal for people who prefer exits over engagement (with a nap on the way home).

Comfy for Quick Drop-Ins

Soft, breathable cotton ensures you’re relaxed the whole 15 minutes you plan to stay. Great for couch recoveries, coffee runs, or the second half of doing absolutely nothing.

Bold Text, Sleepy Vibes

The white lettering pops against a navy base, with the perfect finishing touch: a tiny set of “Zzz” to let everyone know you’re halfway to sleep mode.

A Gift for the Irish Goodbye Expert

Perfect for the friend who ghosts early, the coworker who ducks out of Zoom calls, or anyone whose favorite event is the one they leave. Show up, yawn, and wear it proud.

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