I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right T-Shirt

Step aside debates—this shirt settles everything.

If you’re the kind of person who walks into a discussion knowing you’re already correct, then the I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right T-Shirt is your new uniform. Witty, confident, and ad-safe, this tee is a wearable clapback that keeps it classy while still bringing the heat.

Designed for:

• Logic lovers
• Debate champions (self-proclaimed or otherwise)
• Smart alecks with a soft side
• Anyone who “just has better reasoning”

Premium Details:

• Soft-touch cotton-poly fabric that wears well and lasts long
• Crisp, easy-to-read screen print
• Tagless neckline to avoid itch
• Classic crew neck with a relaxed modern fit
• Available in Black, Slate Blue, Heather Red, and Olive Green

Safe for all audiences—no profanity, no drama, just relatable clean humor perfect for social media shares and everyday wear. The perfect icebreaker in classrooms, breakrooms, and boardrooms alike.

Why It Works:

• It’s funny without being mean
• Relatable to 99% of the population (especially couples!)
• Safe for teens, adults, and gifting occasions
• Tested and approved for ad platforms—Google, Facebook, TikTok, you name it

Perfect Gift For:

• Partners in healthy debates
• The bossy best friend (who’s always right)
• Engineers, teachers, or anyone with a point to prove
• Gag gifts that don’t cross the line

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Avoid bleach and ironing directly over the design.

Sizing Info: True unisex fit, pre-shrunk for consistent sizing. Size chart available in the image section for precision shopping.

Buy With Confidence: Backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If it’s not a hit, we’ll make it right—no argument needed.

Whether you’re actually right (again), or just like the sound of your own reasoning, this shirt gives you the last word—every time.