Mood Forecast: 99% Chance of Rolling My Eyes T-Shirt

If you’re fluent in sarcasm and known for your impeccable eye-roll game, the Mood Forecast: 99% Chance of Rolling My Eyes T-Shirt was made for you. Designed with the perpetually unbothered in mind, this tee is your daily forecast in fabric form—serving bold vibes and passive-aggressive charm in one ultra-soft, breathable cotton blend.

From navigating long meetings to surviving small talk, this shirt is your go-to armor in a world full of nonsense. Whether you’re a caffeine-fueled office warrior, a master of dry wit, or someone who just doesn’t have the patience for another “just checking in” email, this shirt broadcasts your inner thoughts with humor and style.

Perfectly fitting into your casual wardrobe, this tee comes in multiple heather shades that suit any level of eye-rolling intensity. The bold typeface ensures your sarcasm won’t go unnoticed—making this the perfect gift for coworkers, friends, or that one family member who’s always over it.

Product Features:

• Super soft, breathable cotton-poly blend
• Modern unisex fit—flattering on all body types
• Double-stitched hems for added durability
• Tagless design for maximum comfort
• Available in Heather Grey, Navy, Maroon, and Forest Green

Ideal For:

• Fans of sarcastic humor and passive resistance
• Those with a black belt in eye-rolling
• Office rebels and WFH warriors
• Gift-givers looking for quirky, safe humor options

Sizing Tips:

Our unisex sizing runs true to size. For a relaxed fit, choose your normal size. For an oversized look, consider sizing up. Consult our detailed size chart in the images for exact measurements.

Washing Instructions:

• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry for longevity
• Do not bleach or dry clean

Why You’ll Love It:

This shirt isn’t just another sarcastic slogan—it’s a mood, a vibe, and a wearable emoji. It’s designed for those who can’t always say what they’re thinking, but don’t have to when their shirt speaks volumes. Whether you’re at work, running errands, or lounging on the couch while pretending to listen, this tee helps you keep it real—without saying a word.

Perfect Gifting Idea:

Need a safe, funny gift that won’t offend or get flagged on social media ads? This shirt is a top-seller for birthdays, Secret Santas, workplace appreciation days, or just because. Humor-forward but ad-friendly, it checks all the boxes for clean comedy lovers.

Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed:

We stand behind our quality and print durability. If you’re not thrilled with your tee, we offer hassle-free exchanges and returns. But we’re pretty sure you’ll be too busy laughing to ever need it.

Join the Sarcastic Side:

Grab your Mood Forecast: 99% Chance of Rolling My Eyes tee today and show the world you’re not mad—just highly unimpressed.

Because not everything deserves your full enthusiasm.