Present, But Emotionally Out of Office

This “Awake But Not Emotionally Available” tee is perfect for those mornings when you’ve shown up physically—but that’s about it. A funny, painfully accurate mood statement for modern life.

Made for the Quietly Overwhelmed

Whether you’re drained from people, projects, or just being awake, this shirt lets others know to tread lightly. A great gift for introverts, empaths, and professional boundary-setters.

Soft Fabric for Low-Energy Days

Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, this tee offers comfort when your soul needs a break. It’s perfect for lounging, avoiding deep convos, or sipping coffee in silence.

Minimal Design, Maximum Honesty

The bold white text on a navy background delivers the message clearly and stylishly. Simple, strong, and incredibly relatable.

Perfect for Self-Care in T-Shirt Form

Wear it to work, to brunch, or to cancel plans without saying a word. It’s your new favorite armor for surviving the day on 5% emotional capacity.